“It comes to a point where there are certain things you just can’t do. And putting testicles on the back of a truck is just too much.”

Thus spake Lionell Spruill, Virginia lawmaker who wants to ban Truck Nuts.

And who am I to argue Â…

Of course, when you start talking about legislating whatÂ’s in good taste, thatÂ’s when I reach for my revolver. Considering what some lawmakers deem ascetically pleasing (honestly, have you ever heard The Singing Senators?), this seems like the top of a slippery slope that ends up in Beigetown with mandatory pictures of big-eyed puppies and sad clowns in every home.

Yeah, look, I get it Â… these things are about as pointless on every level imaginable as you can get, and their only redeeming qualities is that they make morons more easy to spot at a distance, but if you start banning things like this, next thing you know, theyÂ’ll start talking about how that rock and roll is the devilÂ’s music and has to go.

Source: Automoblog